** SELLER SAYS "MAKE AN OFFER"! ** BUYER: So, tell me about this house.
ME: Glad you asked! It's a 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom, 2-car garage home in Riviera Bay--the best neighborhood in the universe. It's priced attractively based on recent sales and ready for you to put back together however you want!
BUYER: Wait... "put back together"?
ME: Yep! The home flooded for the first time in its history. But look on the bright side--no demo needed! You get a blank canvas to create your dream home exactly the way you want it.
BUYER: Interesting... but what's so great about Riviera Bay?
ME: Oh, where do I start? This place is legendary. We've got golf cart parades, a Christmas Eve boat parade, and American flags lining the streets on patriotic weekends. And if you don't believe me, just ask the neighbors--they'll tell you every day is a great day in Riviera Bay!
BUYER: Okay, I like the sound of that. What about parking?
ME: Funny you should ask--this home backs up to an open field where neighbors store their boats, trailers, and other toys. So if you've got a boat (or plan to get one), you're in good company. And did I mention the community boat ramp? You'll be on the water in no time!
BUYER: Sounds like an awesome lifestyle. What's the catch?
ME: No catch! The home is being sold AS-IS for the seller's convenience, which means you get a killer deal in an unbeatable location. But here's the thing--deals like this don't last long, especially in Riviera Bay. So... you ready to make a move?
BUYER: I think I am! How do I see it?
ME: Simple--View it today before your neighbor's cousin's friend beats you to it!
